Friday Mar 27


$15 / Doors at 9:00

(Tickets on sale Wednesday February 26 at NOON)


Praise be to the holy daddy! Church Night returns for an epic night of soft core faith, hardcore worship, and a whole lot of NSA fellowship with some barely legal, local college singles in your area.

We invite all parishioners, especially those with plenty of cash to burn, to join us in celebrating seven years of Church Night successfully operating a totally real and definitely not a scam church. Only with faith and the support of our congregation have we been able to avoid the IRS and the cartel for so many years ????

Shots-n-tots communion. Hymns. Fun.

*This event is 21+*